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by Ursus
Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:08 pm
Forum: CPC Leadership Election
Topic: A Leadership Election long ago...
Replies: 25
Views: 2070

Re: A Leadership Election long ago...

Twas the morn after C leadership And upon the Hill Not a member was stirring, There were no motions to veto a bill Then low came O Toole to save Canada on the brink, Unfurled were the standards and some said hurrah, While many a voter went for a Corona to drink. What will this bring, I know not or f...
by Ursus
Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:24 am
Forum: General News
Topic: Major news story somehow kept out of the media
Replies: 13
Views: 615

Re: Major news story somehow kept out of the media

With the few hot days we had this summer it could have been a big hit. Anyone not feeling well thereafter could just take the train to the University hospital station!

Corona Mas Finas.....an exceptional beer for these exceptional times.
by Ursus
Sun Aug 23, 2020 7:04 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Woman Trashes Tim Hortons While Claiming 'Racism' and 'Black Lives Matter'
Replies: 7
Views: 278

Re: Woman Trashes Tim Hortons While Claiming 'Racism' and 'Black Lives Matter'

And that is why she ought to be declared an unperson. No room 101. Just lift her right out of history.
This applies to all individuals of the movement.
by Ursus
Sun Aug 23, 2020 6:56 pm
Forum: CPC Leadership Election
Topic: A Leadership Election long ago...
Replies: 25
Views: 2070

Re: A Leadership Election long ago...

By the pricking of my nose, something wicked I do suppose.

Mail in ballots....what possibly could go wrong? /s
by Ursus
Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:40 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Major news story somehow kept out of the media
Replies: 13
Views: 615

Re: Major news story somehow kept out of the media

:p Funny suggestions there gentlemen.

For those in CCCPedmonton.......

Catch Corona at the LRT!
(Wait, that ain’t right.)
We meant to say, catch the LRT at Corona!
Free case of Las Mas Fina if you make it to the end of the line.
(Ugh, hmmm wait a minute.......)
by Ursus
Sat Aug 22, 2020 8:23 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Major news story somehow kept out of the media
Replies: 13
Views: 615

Re: Major news story somehow kept out of the media

Sing along with me ... Grandpa sneezed and people ran, hallelu-jah Grandma wheezed and hit the can, halle-lu-jah. And we shall wear masks for ever and ever, Cough and sneeze, Hallelujah Hallelujah Forced to our knees Hallelujah Hallelujah And it shall rain Covid for ever and ever Haaaa layyyy loooo...
by Ursus
Sat Aug 22, 2020 8:18 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Woman Trashes Tim Hortons While Claiming 'Racism' and 'Black Lives Matter'
Replies: 7
Views: 278

Re: Woman Trashes Tim Hortons While Claiming 'Racism' and 'Black Lives Matter'

If I order white hot chocolate I guess I would be a racist. I had white hc at Christmas and it had a polar bear on it so guilty Of speciesism too am I.
by Ursus
Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:08 am
Forum: General News
Topic: Matt Taibbi's DNC Drinking Game
Replies: 1
Views: 91

Re: Matt Taibbi's DNC Drinking Game

😂

I would have a variation on this type of game and that maintains my sobriety and frankly would be a lot more fun. It involves a life-size democratic jack ass of the plush variety suspended on a wire. The rest is to the discretion of whoever is playing this side game. ;;)
by Ursus
Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:02 am
Forum: General News
Topic: No Surprise -- 86 Per Cent of Americans Say News Media are Biased
Replies: 28
Views: 1444

Re: No Surprise -- 86 Per Cent of Americans Say News Media are Biased

I would never argue that Trump is a pure conservative. It’s grieves one to say that the United States of America is very likely heading towards a true Civil War, most likely in 2021 after the November election. All that said, the thought of the Democrats winning the presidency and or any control abo...
by Ursus
Mon Aug 17, 2020 12:20 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Woman Trashes Tim Hortons While Claiming 'Racism' and 'Black Lives Matter'
Replies: 7
Views: 278

Re: Woman Trashes Tim Hortons While Claiming 'Racism' and 'Black Lives Matter'

Twitterline
Woman Trashes Tim Hortons While Claiming 'Racism' and 'Black Lives Matter'

Should read:

Doubleplusbadbovine donuttrash racistblmchant declared unperson
by Ursus
Fri Aug 14, 2020 2:36 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: No Surprise -- 86 Per Cent of Americans Say News Media are Biased
Replies: 28
Views: 1444

Re: No Surprise -- 86 Per Cent of Americans Say News Media are Biased

This reminds of the term spoken by the character Mr Universe in the movie Serenity:ThePuppet Theatre.

And of course 1984 again and again and again....

When will our choco rations truly be increased?

=p~
by Ursus
Fri Aug 14, 2020 11:44 am
Forum: General News
Topic: Narcissist Alert ar Jays Game
Replies: 4
Views: 120

Re: Narcissist Alert ar Jays Game

As I have written before, pro sports, having taken the knee for Marxism, can rot in the refuse bin of history. Some hosers eh might still be watching hockey, as it is difficult for the many to shake off the yoke of bread and circuses.
by Ursus
Thu Aug 13, 2020 5:12 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: "Melbourne has Become a Living Hell"
Replies: 9
Views: 314

Re: "Melbourne has Become a Living Hell"

Duane Berke wrote: Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:46 pm
Duke Atriedes wrote: Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:10 pm Is it the same in Quebec? I heard they shut EVERYTHING down, even construction.
What will PAYbec do with all the extorted money from Alberta?
Eat tonnes of poutine, then flush the results into the St. Lawrence.
by Ursus
Wed Aug 12, 2020 4:24 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: My name is Connie and I'm a COVIDIOT
Replies: 58
Views: 2748

Re: My name is Connie and I'm a COVIDIOT

Dateline west coast of LaLaland.......In order to prevent more virtual signalling mishaps, Costco employees have been issued soothers and butt plugs to keep said employees from spouting CO2 stupidities and sulfurous methane emissions, helping thus to put a dent in global warming, re climate change i...
by Ursus
Tue Aug 11, 2020 10:10 am
Forum: General News
Topic: Are we creating "superbugs"?
Replies: 1
Views: 70

Re: Are we creating "superbugs"?

We all must die one day soooooo be prudent in what you do for your health and for the rest of the stuff you can’t do anything about, do not let it be a source of burden upon thee. Hospitals will be the worst place to get a superbug so avoidance is key. Of course I HAVE to go to several shortly so......
by Ursus
Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:05 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Great Canadian Strike for the OLD "Normal"
Replies: 10
Views: 282

Re: Great Canadian Strike for the OLD "Normal"

If I have a flare up of Quinquennial Albertensis Ursine Profanity Disorder, then I might have to be muzzled and tranquilized. :D

And speaking of masks and stores, Canadian Tire is stocking Hallowe’en decorations already.

Dang nabbit I just hates dem stores this time of year.
by Ursus
Sun Aug 09, 2020 4:58 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Great Canadian Strike for the OLD "Normal"
Replies: 10
Views: 282

Re: Great Canadian Strike for the OLD "Normal"

It is a fight against an unconstitutional tyranny. Not as bad as the Aussies, but bad enough. I would prefer something better than the Old Normal though. Get rid of the idiots running things and get conservative competent folk in to replace them. How to legally, morally and practically do this.....o...
by Ursus
Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:09 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Brampton Mayor Patrick Brown Breaks His Own Pandemic Rules
Replies: 1
Views: 80

Re: Brampton Mayor Patrick Brown Breaks His Own Pandemic Rules

Inner Party members - "there is nothing those bastards don't have."

Brampton QED
by Ursus
Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:06 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: "Melbourne has Become a Living Hell"
Replies: 9
Views: 314

Re: "Melbourne has Become a Living Hell"

Who would ever have thought that Australians would need to be liberated in their own country?

Of course they cannot defend themselves since guns are a no-no. Major object lesson here.
by Ursus
Fri Aug 07, 2020 1:26 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Inside the Portland Riots -- Is This What the Media Call Peaceful?
Replies: 3
Views: 238

Re: Inside the Portland Riots -- Is This What the Media Call Peaceful?

Peaceful eh? Well how about a piece full dispensation device? Can I bring it to your peaceful gathering so I can spread some plumbum goodness upon you? I can? Oh yippee skippee! (Is this guy bringing a drink machine or something? What kind of flavour is plumbum anyway? Anyway the smoke and fires mak...
by Ursus
Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:48 am
Forum: General News
Topic: Fraser Institute News Release: Young Canadians living in high-income households eligible for nearly $12 billion in CERB
Replies: 1
Views: 101

Re: Fraser Institute News Release: Young Canadians living in high-income households eligible for nearly $12 billion in C

:D How about old bears whose disability payments could use a boost? :D

10000 a month would sooth some woes. Tax free of course ;)
by Ursus
Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:43 am
Forum: General News
Topic: Multiple Peaceful Protests Break Out At Hockey Games
Replies: 3
Views: 180

Re: Multiple Peaceful Protests Break Out At Hockey Games

Good ole Babylon bee :)

But the NHL has bought into the BLM crap so they join the rest of prosports in the garbage bin of history.
by Ursus
Wed Aug 05, 2020 8:19 pm
Forum: Food For Thought?
Topic: “Perception Issues”
Replies: 2
Views: 167

Re: “Perception Issues”

"If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, you're going to be invited to Trudeau's house. You know it simply is.... all crap, You know there is going to be... more crap." ******** "Day after day, on Parliament Hill, there is a turdho swimming in political swill. We really dont like him, Tired of ...
by Ursus
Wed Aug 05, 2020 8:07 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Black People in America are the Freest and Most Prosperous Black People in the World'
Replies: 11
Views: 509

Re: Black People in America are the Freest and Most Prosperous Black People in the World'

Sounds as if you gentlemen were in a movie but alas. I know Chicago has a huge Polish contingent. To think if mom and dad did end up going there instead Alberta when they emigrated.
by Ursus
Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:59 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: My name is Connie and I'm a COVIDIOT
Replies: 58
Views: 2748

Re: My name is Connie and I'm a COVIDIOT

We obviously do not know all the where’s and whens concerning the End Times for only our Father in Heaven knows that. Take comfort in the knowledge and grace that Christ has overthrown the Kingdom of Satan. The infernal powers though have definitely ramped up their game this year,if I may use such a...
by Ursus
Tue Aug 04, 2020 1:34 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Black People in America are the Freest and Most Prosperous Black People in the World'
Replies: 11
Views: 509

Re: Black People in America are the Freest and Most Prosperous Black People in the World'

Substitute history in the 21 st for war and. I think we will be closer to the truth.
by Ursus
Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:45 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Black People in America are the Freest and Most Prosperous Black People in the World'
Replies: 11
Views: 509

Re: Black People in America are the Freest and Most Prosperous Black People in the World'

Ironically, the world centre of slave trading today is Africa. Why don't BLM pack their bags and whistle on over there to protest and riot? I expect it'll be a one way trip of course but that saves on airfare. Air travel is too good for them. Packed them into containers and send them off in a cargo...
by Ursus
Sun Aug 02, 2020 4:13 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: My name is Connie and I'm a COVIDIOT
Replies: 58
Views: 2748

Re: My name is Connie and I'm a COVIDIOT

[quote=PeterODonnell post_id=2322 time=1596300413 user_id=49 Also part of me is probably (inevitably) moving my gaze towards the relevant Biblical passages and the eerie similarity this now has to the prophesied end times. Mass delusion was clearly stated to be a large part of that scenario. Globali...
by Ursus
Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:39 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Masks Mark Start of Civil War
Replies: 2
Views: 202

Re: Masks Mark Start of Civil War

And it starts in a pizza place in Toronto....
by Ursus
Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:33 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Mask Nazi Goes Berserk, Wrecks Pizza Joint Over Fellow Customer Not Wearing Mask
Replies: 2
Views: 204

Re: Mask Nazi Goes Berserk, Wrecks Pizza Joint Over Fellow Customer Not Wearing Mask

Some folk are positively becoming unhinged..
And this masked idiot is clearly a coward as well.
by Ursus
Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:51 pm
Forum: Food For Thought?
Topic: There are skunks in our living room!!
Replies: 1
Views: 178

Re: There are skunks in our living room!!

Turdho and company on the run.....

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by Ursus
Thu Jul 30, 2020 1:58 pm
Forum: Food For Thought?
Topic: Should Western Canada Leave Confederation 2
Replies: 2
Views: 162

Re: Should Western Canada Leave Confederation 2

I believe the Fathers of Confederation wanted to create a strong federal system with weak provinces as not to have the issue the US did with secession/state’s rights. They were worried too about a Yankee invasion since the South was now subdued and most Indians wiped out or taken care of. Canada was...
by Ursus
Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:29 am
Forum: Food For Thought?
Topic: Should Western Canada Leave Confederation 1
Replies: 12
Views: 877

Re: Should Western Canada Leave Confederation 1

Well, we can always give it a try. And if it fails, it fails. Western civilization as a whole will fall long before there will be a western secession. I am not a chipmunk (Hi Winston) but I am doing my best to stock what are necessary items. We are not having problems with ammo supplies as is the US...
by Ursus
Mon Jul 27, 2020 7:55 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Communist Party of Canada
Replies: 2
Views: 202

Re: Communist Party of Canada

Ottawa delenda est.....with extreme prejudice.
by Ursus
Mon Jul 27, 2020 7:54 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: In San Francisco Gay bathhouses can open but not places of worship
Replies: 8
Views: 469

Re: In San Francisco Gay bathhouses can open but not places of worship

I would say a vast amount of the denizens in this sodomite hovel are examples of "perfect possession." Same thing LA too from what I have read and listened.

Nukes!Nukes! My paltry fiefdom for some nukes! (Apologies to Bill S)
by Ursus
Mon Jul 27, 2020 4:48 pm
Forum: Food For Thought?
Topic: Should Western Canada Leave Confederation 3
Replies: 3
Views: 305

Re: Should Western Canada Leave Confederation 3

RCMP/GRC......although your memory will linger on, true Albertans will be glad when you’ve gone.

High River Remembered
by Ursus
Mon Jul 27, 2020 11:13 am
Forum: General News
Topic: Heterosexuality - Nothing is More Beautiful
Replies: 3
Views: 264

Re: Heterosexuality - Nothing is More Beautiful

We are blest to be normal. That is our proper motto.
by Ursus
Mon Jul 27, 2020 11:07 am
Forum: Food For Thought?
Topic: Should Western Canada Leave Confederation 3
Replies: 3
Views: 305

Re: Should Western Canada Leave Confederation 3

Very true that we cannot simply walk out. Everything has to be in place before there is secession. The ball is rolling and let it keep doing so, with careful thought out planning. We do not need to create a bigger political and economic mess than Canada is already in.