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by Ursus
Tue May 26, 2020 1:52 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: ‘Fatalism effect’: Study says people who overestimate COVID-19 spread are less likely to follow rules
Replies: 4
Views: 332

Re: ‘Fatalism effect’: Study says people who overestimate COVID-19 spread are less likely to follow rules

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Headline should read: Doubleplussilly sheeple not twicefooled re bigdipshitz legis .declare Turdho nonessentialperson.

Immedispatch MiniTrue . Hortonhotchoco daily rations increase from 500 ml to 750 ml.

:D ;)
by Ursus
Mon May 25, 2020 3:28 pm
Forum: Polls
Topic: Poll: Has COVID-19 changed your news viewing habits?
Replies: 7
Views: 803

Re: Poll: Has COVID-19 changed your news viewing habits?

I glean what news I read from trusted conservative sources on the net. I do not watch and cannot stand :ymsick: any Canadian, US or other mainstream media. Just substitute Turdho and any of his like for Goldstein, and you have my Two Minutes. :D https://www.lifesitenews.com/images/made/images/local/...
by Ursus
Mon May 25, 2020 11:06 am
Forum: General News
Topic: ‘Just show up’: Premier says anyone who wants a COVID-19 test will be able to get one
Replies: 3
Views: 276

Re: ‘Just show up’: Premier says anyone who wants a COVID-19 test will be able to get one

Yup. The Ministry for the propagation of....errr Health speaks again
(Shhh....don’t tell zem about ze recoveries! Or possible falsifications on death certificates Nien nien nien!)

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by Ursus
Mon May 25, 2020 10:54 am
Forum: General News
Topic: COVID-19 reopening may bring more blockades of roads and highways that are gateways to fearful First Nations communities
Replies: 4
Views: 342

Re: COVID-19 reopening may bring more blockades of roads and highways that are gateways to fearful First Nations communi

Natives in Calling Lake Alberta torched the provincial park up there. They had been blockading the cottage area. More white cottage folk selling their properties. It is a generally lawless area. From a first hand eyewitness....my excuse of a brother in law who is up there and loves the dump. Cabin h...
by Ursus
Sun May 24, 2020 6:16 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: The rise of a new musical genre
Replies: 4
Views: 346

Re: The rise of a new musical genre

Just came down from upstairs Joints feel like they been wrestling bears Got to flop down Take another snooze on the couch Desperation sets in Very soon I am lament in’ Doo, doo, doo Can’t go out my own door. I see the Covid craze arisen’ And the end ain’t coming soon Who needs earthquakes and lightn...
by Ursus
Sun May 24, 2020 6:03 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: The rise of a new musical genre
Replies: 4
Views: 346

Re: The rise of a new musical genre

Hello Covid not my friend
You’re trying to infect me once again
All the media is screaming,
Bout isolation you aren’t keeping
And all morons who wear masked outside
They run and hide,
All I hear is the sound of ignorance.
by Ursus
Sun May 24, 2020 3:12 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: The rise of a new musical genre
Replies: 4
Views: 346

The rise of a new musical genre

The Covid crisis has bred musical creativity in some quarters. Certain songs have taken on new meanings, becoming anthems for the present day lunacy. Parodies too have been birthed hither and yon. I haven’t seen the term yet, so I think the new genre should be called Pandemic Rock. Please feel free ...
by Ursus
Sun May 24, 2020 3:05 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: The lottery curse: How the unfathomable good fortune of winning $50M can go terribly wrong
Replies: 6
Views: 423

Re: The lottery curse: How the unfathomable good fortune of winning $50M can go terribly wrong

If I win $50 million that means I was meant to and there will be sharing a plenty. I’d rather be in the shoes of Lazarus than the rich man.

If Covid craziness returns with interest......won’t be much to enjoy.
by Ursus
Sun May 24, 2020 2:59 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: COVID-19 quarantine fatigue: The arrival of summer will test our resolve to social distance
Replies: 4
Views: 345

Re: COVID-19 quarantine fatigue: The arrival of summer will test our resolve to social distance

People have had simply enough. That said, unemployment and recreational space becomes a premium, plus you throw in alcohol you have a recipe for trouble. If Edmonton riots when they have a chance at winning the Stanley Cup, who knows what hijinks will unfold as summer draws nigh. Will it be a summer...
by Ursus
Sat May 23, 2020 2:02 pm
Forum: Polls
Topic: Poll: Do you think the US/Canada border should remain closed?
Replies: 14
Views: 1555

Re: Poll: Do you think the US/Canada border should remain closed?

They can TRY to take our guns..... Give me liberty or I'll give y'all death..........hmmm, that has a nice ring to it :D :ymcowboy: Going to be a cruel cruel summer if they try to lock me in at my home......... Shoot who am I kidding..... probably going to get thwacked with something or other during...
by Ursus
Sat May 23, 2020 1:50 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: 99 posts have I made now ...
Replies: 2
Views: 185

Re: 99 posts have I made now ...

If one of your posts should happen to fall, I doubt that Connie will line you up against the wall :D

Happy century!
by Ursus
Sat May 23, 2020 1:45 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Can Canadians handle another lockdown? Our governments aren’t sure
Replies: 19
Views: 1082

Re: Can Canadians handle another lockdown? Our governments aren’t sure

Invoke another lockdown and you pretty much kiss any veneer of civilized society goodbye. To quote Corb Lund: "Getting down on the mountain, getting down on the mountain Don't wanna be around when the sh*t goes down I'll be gettin on down the mountain...... .....I think I see a rip in the social fab...
by Ursus
Sat May 23, 2020 1:37 pm
Forum: Polls
Topic: Poll: Will you download a contact tracing app when it becomes available?
Replies: 13
Views: 1379

Re: Poll: Will you download a contact tracing app when it becomes available?

On the Apple ios platform, it will be called iNag.

Otherwise, resist the fascists and shoot the rats.
by Ursus
Sat May 23, 2020 1:23 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: John Ivison: Canada avoided a COVID-19 food shortage, but the shockwaves aren’t over yet
Replies: 3
Views: 280

Re: John Ivison: Canada avoided a COVID-19 food shortage, but the shockwaves aren’t over yet

A vaccine wont help diddly squat, as most shots for the flu can never completely blanket all the various strains. There are moral and ethical issues with this upcoming vaccine as well. I would agree things will get worse, and downright ugly. With my present health situation I have to be more cautiou...
by Ursus
Fri May 22, 2020 1:09 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: COVID-19: Trudeau says feds will fund provincial testing, tracing and data-sharing
Replies: 4
Views: 332

Re: COVID-19: Trudeau says feds will fund provincial testing, tracing and data-sharing

I don’t have a Facebook account but alas I do have gmail accounts. Duck Duck Go is my preferred search engine. I rarely have location services turned on. I will find what I need to find without y’all seeing where I am. I considerate it disappointing how we ave to rely on some of the present technolo...
by Ursus
Fri May 22, 2020 1:02 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: ‘Stay home now you hypokrits’: U.S. church flouting COVID-19 restrictions burned to the ground
Replies: 2
Views: 216

Re: ‘Stay home now you hypokrits’: U.S. church flouting COVID-19 restrictions burned to the ground

Find the culprits and lynch them. Still surprised to hear something like this happening there. I spent a lot of time visiting MS friends who became like family. Church burning? Inconceivable.
by Ursus
Fri May 22, 2020 12:51 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: COVID-19: Trudeau says feds will fund provincial testing, tracing and data-sharing
Replies: 4
Views: 332

Re: COVID-19: Trudeau says feds will fund provincial testing, tracing and data-sharing

Most equivocally NO. Once you let that demon in, who knows what evils could follow.
by Ursus
Thu May 21, 2020 4:33 pm
Forum: Polls
Topic: Poll: Who do you trust more to handle this crisis - Trudeau or Trump
Replies: 9
Views: 1004

Re: Poll: Who do you trust more to handle this crisis - Trudeau or Trump

Look up in the sky...it's a bear on a plane (Bearforce 1 of course)...here he comes to ruin a Democrat's day......

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by Ursus
Thu May 21, 2020 4:08 pm
Forum: Polls
Topic: Poll: Do you think the US/Canada border should remain closed?
Replies: 14
Views: 1555

Re: Poll: Do you think the US/Canada border should remain closed?

All the tourist hotspots in AB and BC whose economy is 80-90% tourist driven need the border opened. Many places that will survived to this point will no longer do so without US bucks. No Chinese tourists this year but that is a blessing. Rudest bunch of visitors I have ever come across, and those b...
by Ursus
Thu May 21, 2020 11:15 am
Forum: General News
Topic: ‘Bloody terrifying’: COVID-19 will raise household debt levels and ‘drag on GDP growth,’ CMHC warns
Replies: 6
Views: 397

Re: ‘Bloody terrifying’: COVID-19 will raise household debt levels and ‘drag on GDP growth,’ CMHC warns

Yup. The Ministry of Truth just keeps rolling along. and to brighten your day, and it is wet one here in central AB, toilet paper rations have been increased from 4 to 8 roles brothers and sisters. In the spirit of recycling you are encouraged to send the used tissue to 24 Sussex Drive. Remember tho...
by Ursus
Wed May 20, 2020 5:05 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Edmonton restaurants cautiously inch closer to normalcy as Alberta relaxes lockdown restrictions
Replies: 5
Views: 370

Re: Edmonton restaurants cautiously inch closer to normalcy as Alberta relaxes lockdown restrictions

Good to see you again! I was Number 6 before the shutdown. Now just a simple old bear with tonnes of health troubles. We will definitely have to get together for a BBQ this summer, in between my trips to the hospital and clinics. With my health and Covid crazies, heading to the mountains down ole Hi...
by Ursus
Wed May 20, 2020 3:43 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Edmonton restaurants cautiously inch closer to normalcy as Alberta relaxes lockdown restrictions
Replies: 5
Views: 370

Re: Edmonton restaurants cautiously inch closer to normalcy as Alberta relaxes lockdown restrictions

Duane Berke wrote: Wed May 20, 2020 2:47 pm I've noticed that drive-through lanes now allow walk-up traffic on foot.
Pardon for asking, but is that you RedDog? I recall the avatar. David Thompson Highway near Abraham Lake on your motorcycle?

I'd rather be bbqing above aught else. Polish smokies.......tasty memories.
by Ursus
Wed May 20, 2020 1:36 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: ‘Bloody terrifying’: COVID-19 will raise household debt levels and ‘drag on GDP growth,’ CMHC warns
Replies: 6
Views: 397

Re: ‘Bloody terrifying’: COVID-19 will raise household debt levels and ‘drag on GDP growth,’ CMHC warns

I pride myself on a refined sense of gallows humour. :)) I don’t suppose there is a work from home option for the position of Lord High Executioner? “The object so sublime we shall achieve in time, to make the punishment fit the crime, the punishment fit the crime.” Or perhaps just the time to get t...
by Ursus
Tue May 19, 2020 8:13 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Most Canadians want border with U.S. to remain closed for now, poll says
Replies: 6
Views: 431

Re: Most Canadians want border with U.S. to remain closed for now, poll says

Justine the Drama Queen is the major reason for the growing western secessionist movement.

He just might be tarred and feathered if caught on Alberta soil. :ymcowboy:

Ugh. Praise the Lord and pass the acetaminophen. :ymsick:
by Ursus
Tue May 19, 2020 4:37 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Edmonton restaurants cautiously inch closer to normalcy as Alberta relaxes lockdown restrictions
Replies: 5
Views: 370

Re: Edmonton restaurants cautiously inch closer to normalcy as Alberta relaxes lockdown restrictions

Wouldnt mind some crab and lobster if Rude Lobster is open to dining here in Edmontonistanchuck. Depends on the restrictions. If they force the lobsters to wear masks, then forget it. :))
by Ursus
Tue May 19, 2020 12:00 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: We are giving up our freedoms in the fight against COVID-19. The question is will we get them back?
Replies: 3
Views: 305

Re: We are giving up our freedoms in the fight against COVID-19. The question is will we get them back?

I don’t recall giving up my freedoms. It is a case of having them forcibly taken away. Important semantic difference. Alas we will continue our downwards slide into authoritarianism. Looking at proposed airline rules for flying in a Covid world will be enough for many to give up flying altogether. I...
by Ursus
Mon May 18, 2020 7:18 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: China pledges to make its coronavirus vaccine a ‘public good’
Replies: 4
Views: 408

Re: China pledges to make its coronavirus vaccine a ‘public good’

Also will be known to cause irritable vowel syndrome and pre and post geriatric profanity disorder

cerebral hernia and pusillanimous oral flatulence and post cranial constipation highly likely as well.
by Ursus
Mon May 18, 2020 12:28 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Mixed messages, frustration with lockdowns fuel some skepticism about pandemic (CBC misses the point)
Replies: 7
Views: 515

Re: Mixed messages, frustration with lockdowns fuel some skepticism about pandemic (CBC misses the point)

You speak the truth that all of us good folk firmly attest. Tired of being in The Village with all these cabbages. “We are all incarcerated together except those who skip off to cottages....looking at you Justine!” Want me to wear a mask? Maybe I should make a cut out of this below and wear it when ...
by Ursus
Sun May 17, 2020 2:31 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Dear Frightened Friend...
Replies: 3
Views: 376

Re: Dear Frightened Friend...

Nope, nope, nope. You make too much sense Connie. Sheeple minds wont be able to handle it! ;) “I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will tur...
by Ursus
Sun May 17, 2020 2:25 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: As COVID-19 lockdown eases, immunocompromised people prepare for long-term isolation
Replies: 5
Views: 378

Re: As COVID-19 lockdown eases, immunocompromised people prepare for long-term isolation

Indeed. My immune system is in piddle poor shape but I tend to stay from crowded places and silly humans anyway.
Thus it is great to have FD back so we can BEAR down alongside like minded folk. :ymhug:

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by Ursus
Sun May 17, 2020 2:06 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Calls Come for Canada to Make COVID-19 Vaccine Mandatory for All Citizens While Protecting Civil Rights (Terrifying)
Replies: 4
Views: 363

Re: Calls Come for Canada to Make COVID-19 Vaccine Mandatory for All Citizens While Protecting Civil Rights (Terrifying)

No vaccination without representation! :D

When they come to your door to shoot your arm full of their tracking toxins.........
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by Ursus
Sun May 17, 2020 11:27 am
Forum: International News
Topic: Let's make one thing clear about this lockdown ...
Replies: 3
Views: 399

Re: Let's make one thing clear about this lockdown ...

In Canada, we have Trudeau poking his head out of his cottage every day like a little cuckoo bird throwing wads of cash to the peasants. As much as it pains me to say it, it is working. Some of the most level-headed people I know are willing to submit themselves to this lockdown as long as they get...
by Ursus
Sun May 17, 2020 11:08 am
Forum: General News
Topic: Calls Come for Canada to Make COVID-19 Vaccine Mandatory for All Citizens While Protecting Civil Rights (Terrifying)
Replies: 4
Views: 363

Re: Calls Come for Canada to Make COVID-19 Vaccine Mandatory for All Citizens While Protecting Civil Rights (Terrifying)

They think they can "protect the civil rights" of those who refuse a mandatory vaccine by seizing their children, refusing them access to public spaces and work. I am absolutely speechless. Death before vaccination is a Battle cry I have come across in American discussion groups. Vaccination, chipp...
by Ursus
Sun May 17, 2020 11:00 am
Forum: General News
Topic: Our COVID situation (and yours)
Replies: 16
Views: 964

Re: Our COVID situation (and yours)

After what will be the fourth year of hospitals and clinics, I am indeed just praying for those small breaks.
by Ursus
Sat May 16, 2020 5:31 pm
Forum: General News
Topic: Our COVID situation (and yours)
Replies: 16
Views: 964

Re: Our COVID situation (and yours)

I was in hopes of returning to the workforce this year but Covid, and more emphatically my own serious health issues have been and continue to be difficult. Working from home will be the only viable option. In and out of hospitals for the past three years for multiple procedures and major bowel surg...