Parody song sub-forum

[Ursus]

Figured I did this can be a place for one and all to share their satirical talents.

So here is a little off take on ABBA......

Vaxxing me, vaxxing you, no duh
That is what Big Brother will not do
Vaxxing me, vaxxing you, nuh huh
They just have to face it this time he’s screwed
(This time our patience s’through, this time our gaskets blew)
(Tired of all this fecal stool, tyrants need a thorough whipping too)
Telling truths is never easy, I know, but lies have to go
(They really have to go, ministers of this gong show, bowels of lies must flow)
Vaxxing me, vaxxing you, they shall not do!

[Ursus]

Remember Billy Joel?

What's the matter with the mask you’re wearing?
Can't you tell it wont stop the tide?
Maybe I should buy some hand sanitizer?
They say you need it just to stay alive.
Covid scandemic will make us all run out of money,
You can't go out unless you’re an MLA (or MP) you dummy!
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new strain coming
but it's still Goebbeltalk to me

[Connie Fournier]

Haha!! These songs are going to be stuck in my head!

[Ursus]

Haha!! These songs are going to be stuck in my head!

I write them down because they keep poppin' into mine! Good catharsis for me too.

[Ursus]

Another grim one for y'all before I make a "Journey" into a January night.....

*****
Just an FD girl
Livin' in a Covid world
She realized she aint goin' anywhere

Just an FD boy
Dreaming this was the seige of Troy
They put him on the midnight train bound for the Gulag Fair

A tired nurse in a patient’s room
The smell of blood and disinfectant looms
Stuck in scandemic marish night
that goes on and on, and on, and on

Stapo waiting
like ghouls from an old graveyard
To seize you if you're not masking right

Stupid sheeple
Bleating for they have no notion
Of the freedom they lost with no fight

Prayin’ hard to do God’s will
The enemy my blood to spill
Doing anything to live my life and damn the fines

We will win, they must lose
What war to fight you must choose
If the BS never ends
It might go on and on, and on, and on

Tempers raging
because we’ve been pushed too far
We’ll never give up this fight

Wake up people
The vaxx is just a deadly potion
That likely will kill you outright

Don't stop resistin’
Hold on to the guns we’re wheeling
Dont be like sheeple
whoa oh oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont stop!

[Ursus]

Getting a little garfunky with simon............

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Eff off Covid you’re a fiend
We’re stuck again in quarantine
Because politicians keep lying
They be tyrants is what I’m thinking
And the vaccine that will cure us of this pain
They dont refrain
Committing crimes for science

In my house with my Iphone
where I read FD alone
I need a pillow as my brain gets cramped
As I flip my finger to the latest rant
When my eyes saw false figures of the Covid blight
More Goebbels tonight
Committing crimes for science

And in the forum I did read
Pfizer still aint up to speed
And Sheeple masking without thinking
Makes you want to try heavy drinking
Stupid Karens with their voices oh so shrill
They’ll take the pill
Ignorant fools for science

Jibbering idiots dont you know
Propaganda likes faeces flow
Like a river to infect your mind
Destroying free will to make you blind
They’ll make your life a living hell
because they want compliance

And the people wringed hands dismayed
Poor decisions they made made
But where are their hearts turning
Is the flame of freedom still burning?
And the TV blared there are many more deaths today
At home you’ll stay
And they complied in silence."

[PeterODonnell]

Oh boy, a vehicle for POD if ever there was one ...

War what is it good for?

Absolutely billions.

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Ezekiel saw a fraud unfolding

way in the middle of the land

and the big fraud came by Penn

and the little fraud came by Lake Michigan

Ezekiel saw a big fraud rolling

way in the middle of the land.

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(to the tune of "Guantanera")

Nancy Pelosi, I'm calling Nancy Pelosi,

Your speech sounds Nazi, I wonder if you're with Fauci.

I have to say if you want to

speak of treason and so forth

then hit the bathroom soon

there'd be a mirror in that room

Nancy Pelosi, look right at Nancy Pelosi.

Say her name loudly, and not very proudly ...

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Anybody here seen General Mike Flynn,

can you tell me where he's gone?

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You can vote if you want to,

you can vote once or twice or more,

but if you don't vote, then leave the envelope,

and we'll mail it in for you ...

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(get down ...)

Ted Cruz ....

Ted Cruz ....

Yeah he stood up and said a coupla things,

Now he's fighting with every left wingding

Ted Cruz ....

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The last time, ever I read your tweet,

you said huge things might occur, and yet

I'm waiting for even one ...

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I shot the Senator but I did not shoot the congressman.

[PeterODonnell]

I was working in the lab late one night

when my eyes beheld an Erie sight,

there was some old guy who was still alive,

and he won an election trailing by five

They did the fraud

they did the monster fraud,

they did the count,

it was fraudulent. (ooh-aah)

Now that Erie figure took on human form,

its body was cold but its smile was warm,

"Come on" is what it said, and it meant shut up,

and the people loved him cuz he had a rescue pup

He took the oath

he did the swearing in,

he brought some chick

who was a communist.

(ooh-aah)

[PeterODonnell]

Hey former prez Bill

who did you kill?

with help from Hill?

[PeterODonnell]

Don't cry for me, South Dakota

It wasn't me who voted Biden,

It wasn't any or not so many,

they pulled some levers

up in Toronto,

and changed the college

they did it pronto.

[PeterODonnell]

These boots were made for walking,

and that's just what they'll do,

one of these days these boots will vote

you'll wish you never knew.

[PeterODonnell]

Hillary Clinton

sits by the phone hoping someone important will call,

she's got it all,

knows all the secrets, knows where uranium went,

all money's spent

I ... look at all the commie people

(da da da da da da da da da da)

I .... look at all the commie people

where do they all come from?


Mitt Willard Romney,

used to be powerful back in the time of Salt Lake,

now he's a fake,

somehow elected as a Republican even though he's clearly not

Democrat snot face

I look at all the sellout people -- where do they all come from?

[Ursus]

Hey former prez Bill

who did you kill?

with help from Hill?

And if looks could kill then I have certainly sinned...
and all the children sing.......

[Ursus]

Great stuff Peter. We'll rewrite the songs and make the whole world sing....whether they like it or not!

[Ursus]

Conjure there’s no COVID
No scandemic plan
Iiving hell right with us
All of us buried in lies
Conjure all the sheeple dying from vaccines

Conjure up less freedoms
It’s what Bolsheviks do
They have reason to kill for
Cuz they’re godless heathens too
Conjure all good people vanishing without a trace



Y’all might say I’ve got delusions, and my brains has a case of the runs
But i’m saner than you imagine and I’ll fight til victory’s won

Conjure up your Big Brother
And you remember O’Brian?
Breaking down the mind of Winston
Only the Party counts in the end
Conjure all the people saying War is Peace


If you still think I have delusions
But I'm going to fight and run
I hope the madness will not find us
And we end up in Room 101.

[PeterODonnell]

Me and you and a dog named Boo

fleeing from the gulag that will be,

me and you and a dog named Boo

hiding out not far from Calgary.

[PeterODonnell]

Sunshine on my shoulder makes me nervous,

warming up so fast more carbon tax

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Take me home, country roads,

whoops I killed a thousand toads

near New Denver

mountain momma

take me home

take me home

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Raindrops on roses and multiple voting,

Midnight drops of the work that has us gloating,

Winning elections with 40 per cent,

now we have Senile Man as president ...

(dumb dumber dumb dumb dumber dumb)

Bright yellow banners in all Chinese cities,

Hailing the dawn of a day no one pities,

except for Ursus and Peter O'D

Connie and Mark throwing out their TV ...

(dumb dumber dumb dumb dumber dumb)

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And you may ask ...

is this my entire vote count?

is this my second term?

is this my beautiful plan?

Biden's doing fine

voters flowing under

Biden's doing fine

voters flowing under

once in a lifetime

got those ballots coming

once in a lifetime

got the media dumbing down

same as it ever was

sane as it ever was

same as it ever was

SAME AS IT EVER WAS

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[PeterODonnell]

I liked your S+G but here's a 2.0 version ...

Hello Biden my old friend,

I've come to talk to you again,

We had such fun when I was president,

You had no chores your brain was spent,

But the voters have decided that you'll get your turn,

soon in an urn,

so that Kam

can silence ...

Now I'm never far away,

Haven't finished USA,

George has work for me and I obey,

and it's not entirely about the pay,

though it does pay well and it feeds Moochelle a lot,

hits the spot,

wish I could

get some silence.

[PeterODonnell]

The legend lives on from Dominion on down

of the big fraud they call come and get me;

the vote, it is said, never ignores the dead,

for they certainly will help elect me.

With a load of b.s. and a paid off press

I can pretty well do what I want to,

That president Trump turned into my chump

when the vote of November came early.


The vote was the pride of the American side

so I called up my friends in Toronto,

they said press this knob, and you'll finish the job,

every vote worth a couple, hey pronto.

Concluding the night with a vote dump not right,

but by then everybody was sleeping,

you can be quite sure that by 2024

not a freeper will be freeping.


The vote total grew, until everyone knew,

that the result was bogus and faulty,

The president said he would never concede,

his language was oftentimes salty.

As CNN gloats, they discover more votes

at the Maritime Sailors Cathedral,

does anyone know where the votes of Trump go,

when the votes of November come early?


Now thirty-two states have approved the wrong slates,

and eighteen are fixing to leave soon,

As Chairman Xi laughs, I am cut in for half,

and I hope Hunter's willing to share some.

That Kamala seems nice, I have talked to her twice,

says she makes quite a fancy lasagna,

I'm having some now, hey it's good holy cow,

Hey Jill, it's been good to know ya.

[Ursus]

Keep em coming! Doubleplusgood!

[Ursus]

Burning The White House

fighting with fire
fighting with fire

Watch out - here comes the intervention
Aliens planning our annihilation
Going to watch the missles fly
Burning the White house

Hold tight - wait till the shellings over
Hold tight - Much more yet to weather
There has got to be a way
Burning the White house

Here's the shuttle do not lag
Time for getting starshipboard
The Enterprise is here
Set your phasers on heavy stun
Now that destruction has begun
Fightin' fire with fire

All set - preparing to leave orbit
Shakedown - warp drive starts a hummin’
Three billion refugees
Burning the White house



White house - It's now a Commie dugout
That's right - They want to hurt our bodies
Leaving now for a Dixie Starfleet
Burning down White house

Watch out - you know it’s us there after
Stand by - we’re bout to break orbit
I'm an extraordinary bear
Bearing Three hundred five degrees
Leaving our earthly house

All torpedoes fire! Khan!!!!!!!!!

[PeterODonnell]

Torn between two parties

not knowing which to choose,

one of them is globalist,

the other bound to lose.

[PeterODonnell]

Vote three times in the morning if you want to,

Twice in the mail, if the answer is Joe.

[PeterODonnell]

Back in the USSR

(won't need any editing at all)

There's something happening here

what it is ain't exactly clear

hey baby what's that sound

is it federal agents coming round?

[Ursus]

Aww, you have to come up with new lyrics though.
And I upon my semi sick bed must the Muses descend on me like floofy kittens,

[Ursus]

When I’m feeling down, I want to make a trip to the Columbia Icefields
Cold and snow to feel, the glory of His nature to talk about
Columbia Icefields Alberta

Covid is brutal with places closed
Propaganda is all you see
It's getting hard to do anything in the city
Mountains matter much more to me
Rent a truck in town, cause I'm going off to the Columbia Icefields
Stop and have a meal in Jasper or there about
Columbia Icefields Alberta

Maybe I’ll see some black bears in a tree
They like dandelions dont you know
Or maybe bighorn sheep or mountains goats off to the right
That sight would make me very glad
So hop inside the cab, cause I'm going to the Columbia Icefields
Down highway 93 tis a wondrous route
Columbia Icefields Alberta

[Ursus]

(All that glitters is not gary)

Pedo Joe, China Joe, Pedo Joe, China Joe
We always remember the election how we all were played,
By the guy who like to sniff young girls’ hair be it straight or frayed
In his Chinese shoes , he was bought out
as he groped and grabbed without a thought

Pedo Joe, China Joe, Pedo Joe, China Joe

All the Commies running round in circles, those filthy cheats
The U.S. and her liberty have seen a great defeat
Times are changing fast, but we won't forget the fraud that passed
we’ll have a rebellion yet!

Pedo Joe, China Joe, Pedo Joe, China Joe

[PeterODonnell]

Hey Ford,

you're not my dad,

take your curfew

and stick it right up yer ___,

remember you once were one of us,

now we just cuss

when you're on TV.

[Ursus]

Hey Ford,

you're not my dad,

take your curfew

and stick it right up yer ___,

remember you once were one of us,

now we just cuss

when you're on TV.

Na na na na na na Hey Ford!

[Ursus]

Connie and Mark Fournier made a forum in cyberspace
A voice of greater reason in this land
A place where we can talk about govt disgrace "
And figure out why some like Rush the rockband.

Holy crap! Hold the phone, Siss boom bah yikes
Blah blah the left drones on
Holy crap! Hold the phone, Siss boom bah yikes
Lo how the strife goes on

After a couple of beers they have quaffed
near their Kingston home
They see black bears coming in the yard
Wanting to charge their phones
(Ah ha ha ha ha ha)


And if you want freedom
You cant cuz it’s Kanada

[PeterODonnell]

I can't get no

vaccination,

I can't get no

quick injection

though I've tried, and I've tried, and I've tried, and I've tried,

I've been driving in my car, and flying in a plane,

standing in lines where I don't belong,

yeah my fear of COVID very strong,

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You think you deceived me but here's the truth

I've known you were commies since my youth,

you said we would die if we met a friend,

but guess what I just did and it's not the end ...

I can sneeze for miles and miles,

I can sneeze for miles and miles,

I can sneeze for miles and miles and miles ....

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[Ursus]

I would add to The Who:"Taking bout my vaccination"

[Ursus]

Woken up every morning
From Big Brother’s warning
Got no razor well that’s a pity
There's a telescreen above
And people coughin', people maskin'
And Dougie he starts looking silly
Two Minutes is the time
When you cuss and curse and whine
And off to MiniPax for the day
If you ever look annoyed
It’s Facecrime, you’ll be destroyed
Your existence will be gone end of day
And they’ll be

Shutting down your business (lose you pay)
Shutting down the business (the Covid way)
They’ll be shutting down your business (hefty fines)
Shutting down your business while they’re drinking wine
I’m out

The bullshit they’re dishin'
Those effing politicians,
They sound like an elephant’s bellow
Driving in their cars
To their cottages so far
Their spines are made out of jello
Time to get your gun
Load up ammo by the tonne
Tell them that their time’s up today
We are pissed we are annoyed
And we’re tired of being unemployed
We need work to eat something today
And we be

Taking back our business (starts today)
Taking back our business (Make em pay!)
We’ll be taking back our business (stop their crime)
Taking back our business cuz it’s bloody time

[Ursus]

(To the tune of "Paperback Writer" by the Beatles)
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Dear ole friend get me off the hook
Imprisoned for days for the trip I took
Stuck inside with no food or beer
I lost my job because I didn’t wear a face diaper
Wear your face diaper!

Tis the sorry sight for the common man
Lost my freedom part of a nefarious plan
Whole damn country has become a jail
I’m a poor ole sob who failed to wear a face diaper
Wear a face diaper

Wear your face diaper!

Do you realize you’ve lost all your rights
Covidstapo comes for you in the night
To the Beijing Hilton, they will send you there
Your will they’ll break because you forgot your face diaper
Wear your face diaper!

Wear your face diaper! face diaper
Wear your face diaper! face diaper