Christmas cancel says Doug Ford -- musical accompaniment

[PeterODonnell]

Hymn books roasting on an open fire,

Doug Ford pounding at your door,

Hide the turkey, they've come to inquire

why you're reading 1984.

[PeterODonnell]

Here comes Pallister, here comes Pallister, right down autocrat lane,

Don't ask questions, that is only done by the insane,

Shelter in your urban dwelling til the scourge is past,

Soon there'll be a wonder vaccine and it might just last.

If there isn't Chinese soldiers will restore the peace,

Please don't worry, mean no harm, good things come from the east,

Bright red stars and stirring music, you will have a time,

Thinking any other thing will surely be a crime.

[PeterODonnell]

And these all-time favourites ...

I saw Mommy threatening Santa Claus

I'm dreaming of a short lockdown

We three kings test positive oy

Stay home all ye faithful

The worst Noel

[Four Horses]

when can we start burning books?

[PeterODonnell]

I saw Karen fining Santa Claus,

maskless down her chimney tight,

Rudolf and the elves were put in jail,

something's really not quite right.

[Ursus]

I be late for this Christmas-cancelled carolfest....

Coughing around the Christmas tree at the Covid clinic shoppe......

Twas the night before Covid and. all through the land,
all the critters had face diapers
and plenty of Lysol in hand
No stockings were hung, the chimney was covered in soot
as poor ole St Nicholas was told to stay put.

I want some hydrocholoroquine(sp) for Christmas
Only a dose HCQ will do.....

I'll have a blue Covidnacht without O2.

[PeterODonnell]

Close the halls with social distance

Have a holly jolly lockdown

I'm dreaming of a white payment
for all the years of slavery ...

[Jean]

i'll celebrate Christmas with my familly no matter what the governement says. If they give me a ticket for that, I'll fight it in court. I'm still being cautious for the sake of not contaminating those I love but I refuse to cancel Christmas.