This Happened 2 (unauthorized news and views)
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:21 am
This happened 2
is the authorized source of unauthorized news and views from Free Dominion. While Peter O'Donnell is the main disseminator of this illegal unauthorized news (ten to twenty years in maple leaf gulag awaits) you can be a correspondent. Here's how it works. Report news in the style that I do (or ten to twenty years in my bad books awaits). You just make things up but it's still more true than the official "real" news. Read on. You'll get the drift.
TUESDAY, February 4th, 2020.
Trump impeachment reaches critical stage
Fifty seven million Americans today criticized the impeachment trial of Donald Trump. Thirty-seven million said it was a farce and twenty million said it was not enough punishment.
They will all get a chance to do the same complicated mating ritual in November.
The President for his part, in a nine-part tweet, said "I did nothing wrong. And if I did, it was nothing much. And if it was, it was nothing I regret. And if it was, I have a good divorce lawyer. I can get divorced from America too. There is one thing I want to say to my critics but I will wait until my huge landslide victory rally to say that one thing, which is come a little closer kiss my derriere, that's French for ass.
Congressman Needler, Majority Bleeder Pal-lousy, and that Stiff guy who seems to be elected to some kind of position, all had this to say ... we tried. We fought the battle that nobody else could see coming. We fought for the right of Hunter Biden to make tons of money at the expense of Ukraine's taxpayers, whoever they may be, probably Nazis for all we know. This was the fight of our generation. Somehow we missed that Obama was a communist dupe, Islamist spy, traitor and narcissist. We don't know how we missed that, I mean, even intellects as dim as ours could theoretically have noticed it.
The impeachment farce (a legal term for process) will end at some point soon. Three days of national celebration are planned.
Canadian government to manage news entirely, you will know what to think
Jimmy Kantrustmie, the commissioner of the Canadian Official This is Really News Agency announced today that the final details are being worked out from a reading of 1984 and portions of the Gulag Archipelago, and within days the nation will finally have the long-awaited Oversight Committee for Reliable News that will put rogue broadcasters and fly by night operations like free speech out of business permanently.
The Prime Minister himself is said to be heavily invested in this project, which his father (the biological one, beard being the clue) suggested to him before his death. "To be a successful communist dictator, you have to manage the news, my son," he told the young and impressionable Justin between blackface parties. "Don't let just any Tom, Dick or Ezra say what's on their mind, that's for you and your minions."
So this is the product of a lifelong dream to be a player in the world of international communism, having news that the Party can control, monitor, and correct when it's faulty (as in approval ratings below 89%). Kantrustmie told a somewhat skeptical journalist that "people want this, people need this, and people deserve this -- you can't trust half the things you hear on the news, especially social media where actual people are involved, and not professional information dispensers like yourself, and by the way, did you get much use out of that six million we gave you as a bribe last year, the Cabinet send their regards and remind you we know where Tommy and Laura go to school, that nice exclusive private school, and you wouldn't want to lose all that would you?"
I am running to make things better for working Canadians
said a bunch of people who will battle Peter Mackay for the CPC leadership, and instead are planning to suck up to the globalist left, endorse their stupid carbon tax policy, and in various other ways make life worse for working Canadians.
Mackay himself told TH2 "If I can't beat this band of losers, there is no way I can beat Justin or the real PM Freeland, or even that guy with the turban. By the way, I am very very socially liberal, no stinking albatross, just the faint aftersmell of cod."
Greta Thunberg issues new warning
Swedish climate nag and scold Greta Thunberg has a new warning for adults and people with the effrontery to work for a living. "It is now only three years until it is five years until it's two years, that is how bad the climate crisis has become, it's not just an emergency, it's a cataclysm and some other words we only have in Swedish like langenstruberhickenbooten."
"That is what killed off the Vikings and will kill us all, Gaia help us, the polar bears are angry, they are swarming south in search of human flesh in retribution, and Sweden is their first stop, I am scared yet angry myself, defiant in fact, and will sacrifice myself to them as a sign that you have failed, how dare you, you have wrecked our lives and "
then she woke up and the meds kicked in.
Chiefs win Super Bowl, Skanks win Half Time
The Kansas City Chiefs did it again -- lulled the opponent into a false sense of security then whammo, Superboy woke up and completed 29 straight passes for 16 touchdowns and 18 field goals and they beat the Fag City All Stars 418-20 in a victory that pleased everybody except for America's three hundred liberal football fans.
Meanwhile, in the half time contest, skanks defeated decent people thirty minutes to zero, and walked off fully victorious although largely naked.
Your daily forecast
Some weather in spells, a bit of this and a lot of that. All of it will tend to prove the reality of climate change and allow us to say as good journalists, "now there can no longer be any doubt about climate change, it's real and it's not going away."
BC Government to meddle more in Alberta economy, gives Muntz treatment to stranded skiers
Premier John Horgan gave a wide-ranging press conference in which he promised to meddle more in the economy of Alberta and expand that growing government initiative to Saskatchewan and "possibly also Yukon," although he would need to look into whether Yukon had an economy first.
Also, when asked if the government would help out financially with the high costs of a recent airlift of stranded skiers from a BC ski resort cut off by mudslides, Horgan said, "What do you think we're made of money? Ask me if some dippers get into trouble, for those rich ski dudes, they are all out in the Fraser valley which votes Liberal, so what do I care?"
The ski resort owners said in a telephone interview with TH2, "Hey, we were prepared, although we never thought that the Avalanche Creek forestry road would get washed out, especially down around Torrential Rainstorm Lake. I mean, you wouldn't expect that with a big warm ocean just off to our west and all these high mountains forcing the air to drop all of its moisture right around here."
is the authorized source of unauthorized news and views from Free Dominion. While Peter O'Donnell is the main disseminator of this illegal unauthorized news (ten to twenty years in maple leaf gulag awaits) you can be a correspondent. Here's how it works. Report news in the style that I do (or ten to twenty years in my bad books awaits). You just make things up but it's still more true than the official "real" news. Read on. You'll get the drift.
TUESDAY, February 4th, 2020.
Trump impeachment reaches critical stage
Fifty seven million Americans today criticized the impeachment trial of Donald Trump. Thirty-seven million said it was a farce and twenty million said it was not enough punishment.
They will all get a chance to do the same complicated mating ritual in November.
The President for his part, in a nine-part tweet, said "I did nothing wrong. And if I did, it was nothing much. And if it was, it was nothing I regret. And if it was, I have a good divorce lawyer. I can get divorced from America too. There is one thing I want to say to my critics but I will wait until my huge landslide victory rally to say that one thing, which is come a little closer kiss my derriere, that's French for ass.
Congressman Needler, Majority Bleeder Pal-lousy, and that Stiff guy who seems to be elected to some kind of position, all had this to say ... we tried. We fought the battle that nobody else could see coming. We fought for the right of Hunter Biden to make tons of money at the expense of Ukraine's taxpayers, whoever they may be, probably Nazis for all we know. This was the fight of our generation. Somehow we missed that Obama was a communist dupe, Islamist spy, traitor and narcissist. We don't know how we missed that, I mean, even intellects as dim as ours could theoretically have noticed it.
The impeachment farce (a legal term for process) will end at some point soon. Three days of national celebration are planned.
Canadian government to manage news entirely, you will know what to think
Jimmy Kantrustmie, the commissioner of the Canadian Official This is Really News Agency announced today that the final details are being worked out from a reading of 1984 and portions of the Gulag Archipelago, and within days the nation will finally have the long-awaited Oversight Committee for Reliable News that will put rogue broadcasters and fly by night operations like free speech out of business permanently.
The Prime Minister himself is said to be heavily invested in this project, which his father (the biological one, beard being the clue) suggested to him before his death. "To be a successful communist dictator, you have to manage the news, my son," he told the young and impressionable Justin between blackface parties. "Don't let just any Tom, Dick or Ezra say what's on their mind, that's for you and your minions."
So this is the product of a lifelong dream to be a player in the world of international communism, having news that the Party can control, monitor, and correct when it's faulty (as in approval ratings below 89%). Kantrustmie told a somewhat skeptical journalist that "people want this, people need this, and people deserve this -- you can't trust half the things you hear on the news, especially social media where actual people are involved, and not professional information dispensers like yourself, and by the way, did you get much use out of that six million we gave you as a bribe last year, the Cabinet send their regards and remind you we know where Tommy and Laura go to school, that nice exclusive private school, and you wouldn't want to lose all that would you?"
I am running to make things better for working Canadians
said a bunch of people who will battle Peter Mackay for the CPC leadership, and instead are planning to suck up to the globalist left, endorse their stupid carbon tax policy, and in various other ways make life worse for working Canadians.
Mackay himself told TH2 "If I can't beat this band of losers, there is no way I can beat Justin or the real PM Freeland, or even that guy with the turban. By the way, I am very very socially liberal, no stinking albatross, just the faint aftersmell of cod."
Greta Thunberg issues new warning
Swedish climate nag and scold Greta Thunberg has a new warning for adults and people with the effrontery to work for a living. "It is now only three years until it is five years until it's two years, that is how bad the climate crisis has become, it's not just an emergency, it's a cataclysm and some other words we only have in Swedish like langenstruberhickenbooten."
"That is what killed off the Vikings and will kill us all, Gaia help us, the polar bears are angry, they are swarming south in search of human flesh in retribution, and Sweden is their first stop, I am scared yet angry myself, defiant in fact, and will sacrifice myself to them as a sign that you have failed, how dare you, you have wrecked our lives and "
then she woke up and the meds kicked in.
Chiefs win Super Bowl, Skanks win Half Time
The Kansas City Chiefs did it again -- lulled the opponent into a false sense of security then whammo, Superboy woke up and completed 29 straight passes for 16 touchdowns and 18 field goals and they beat the Fag City All Stars 418-20 in a victory that pleased everybody except for America's three hundred liberal football fans.
Meanwhile, in the half time contest, skanks defeated decent people thirty minutes to zero, and walked off fully victorious although largely naked.
Your daily forecast
Some weather in spells, a bit of this and a lot of that. All of it will tend to prove the reality of climate change and allow us to say as good journalists, "now there can no longer be any doubt about climate change, it's real and it's not going away."
BC Government to meddle more in Alberta economy, gives Muntz treatment to stranded skiers
Premier John Horgan gave a wide-ranging press conference in which he promised to meddle more in the economy of Alberta and expand that growing government initiative to Saskatchewan and "possibly also Yukon," although he would need to look into whether Yukon had an economy first.
Also, when asked if the government would help out financially with the high costs of a recent airlift of stranded skiers from a BC ski resort cut off by mudslides, Horgan said, "What do you think we're made of money? Ask me if some dippers get into trouble, for those rich ski dudes, they are all out in the Fraser valley which votes Liberal, so what do I care?"
The ski resort owners said in a telephone interview with TH2, "Hey, we were prepared, although we never thought that the Avalanche Creek forestry road would get washed out, especially down around Torrential Rainstorm Lake. I mean, you wouldn't expect that with a big warm ocean just off to our west and all these high mountains forcing the air to drop all of its moisture right around here."